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SSf1! Been awhile, man. Looks like you're back, huh? ^_^
^ Of course he's back, he just said "What's up shadic I'm back :D"
....I forgot why I came here....I'm pretty sure it was to annoy you though...
Roflmao.
Doin a pretty good job at that, I might add. XD
Heres how my day went lol.
*When arriving at Blake's house in SC*
Myke: I have returned!
Blake: How you can you return if you were never gone?
Myke: I haven't been here in 3 years...
Blake: Your point?
Myke: Go read a book.
Blake: Does Playboy count?
*Driving in the car*
Myke: Whats with all of these crappy movies, nowadays?
Vince: IN 3D!
Myke: ...Yeah?
Vince: IN 3D!
Myke: F*ck you.
Vince: IN 3D!
Myke: I knu you were gay.
Vince: How about 2D?
*At McDonalds*
Blake: Wheres my taco?
Myke: ...What?
Blake: I ordered it an hour ago!
Myke: Ni**a, we at McDonalds!
Blake: I'm NOT!!
Vince: You're right here.
Blake: Shut up.
(Future note: Myke only uses the 'N' word as an insult, quite the contrary of most young black males. Go look up the definition if you don't know what it truly means)
*Leaving the mall after talking to these random girls*
Blake: Dang Myke, did you REALLY have to take her breath away!?!
Myke: I didn't take her breath away, I just had her lung in my hand...
Blake:...You f*ckin man-hoe..
Vince: You're just a hater, but seriously Myke, screw you.
*While taking a shortcut through the local park*
Myke: So how are things between you and Breanna?
Blake: If I never see that psycho bi*ch again, it'll be too soon.
*Looking up and seeing Breanna DIRECTLY in front of us*
Myke: Uh....
Vince: Well, isn't this awkward, I'm gonna go over there now.
Breana*With a group of girls*: So, I'm a what now?
Blake: *Stammers*
Myke: *Prepares for worst logical case scenario*
*Afterwards*
Vince: Its alrite B, it just makes us more of a man.
*On the ground crying*
Blake: So that makes me twice as manly?
Vince: Uh...
Myke: I always thought gettin hit there made you less of a man...
*Even later*
Blake: We kno what happens to dudes who take steroids, but what about women?
Myke: They grow a soulstick and turn into men, its been proven by science.
Vince: Considering what happens to guys, that makes sense...
Blake: What is wrong with this world?
Vince: Your face.
Thats just a summary lol.
Hah!!! XD
(Trust me. I know about the 'N' word since I and about a lotta kids in my school use it.)
If this was the summary, I can't imagine what the real thing was like. XD
And I challenge you to mortal kombat. Play that game with me and I destroy you. (not in real life)
Obviously you didn't mean IRL and I don't have the game.
Ok.
I don't, I only use it as an insult, believe it or not.
Lynell: *Knocks over instrument case and blames the wind...while I'm looked right at him*
Myke: You Ni**a!
Really? Meh.
Hah! XD
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COW FUCKED HIM!!
PASS TEH MILK
WTF?! Were they talkin backwards?! O_o'
In my school, we have Yu-Gi-Oh duels during breakfast. It was pretty cool.
Really? Awesome. You have the game?
ill try to duel you this weekend.
Really? Sweeeeeet. -w-
I'll try to have a decent deck constructed by then.
*In Myke's bedroom*
Vince: That totally blew my mind...
Jasmyn: I'm sor-
Myke: Yeah, she's good at giving bj's, even mental ones.
Jasmyn: What?
Myke: Mind rape.
Vince: Mind F*ck.
Myke: It was consensual?
Vince: Hell yeah!
Jasmyn: *Pulls Myke's hair*
Myke: I'm used to it. You're not the first girl to resort to that ya kno?
Vince: Thats...creepy
Jasmyn: Oh Yeah? *Knee+PLACES=Pain!!*
Vince: She's not the first to do that either, but ya just can't get used to it.
Tell me about it. Lol XD
uh my game got crushed....... im so fucking mad!!!!!
Wait, what?!
Yeah, I kno...
...Still off topic and annoying you by the way...
Oh. Sorry about that. I guess I must be bummin you out. I'll stop.
No...I'm still trying to annoy YOU!!!
How can you annoy me without annoying yourself. >w>
Too easy, piece of cake!
GTFO, furreh! XP
*Insert Generic Comeback here*
*Insert Generic JPop Song Here* :P
*Insert Penis There*
Um.....now how do you work this? T__T
Finally after looking around the garage and my closet i finally found it :D
.......it looked a bit dusty when i found my psp....probably because i havent played in a while xD
so you ready?
Damn. At a bad time, too. My parents took mine away from me. :(
MOO!
BAA! XD
Contest ended.
come look at results
Well, at least I was in 2nd place. ^o^;
DJMyke
I'm completely disrespecting your post by typing something completely irrevelant and off subject.
I
Want
to
see
Project
Needlemouse
NOW!!!
Shadic93
Lol.
I wanna see it, too. I'm so anxious! :D